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relationships are like fat people they dont work out.:)

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.:lol:

the baest way to tell someone you dont like them is to text them this   370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it up side down

i was born intellegent and education ruined:lol:

i'dont like morning people 

or mornings...

or people....

When you really want to slap somone just do it but say "misquito" when you do it.:D

enjoy life because ther's plenty of time to be dead:lol:

its hard to get regontion when your team losing

1. i plan to see if they desereve it

2. i plan a way to do it

3.i learn how bad they desereve it

4. wait a few to see if they show remorse

5. if they do, HOLD IT OFF, if they dont feel truely sorry and felt like you desereved it, go get them

6. if you feel remorse think what they did to you

7. then let them say sorry to you

8. then be fwends again 

some people may need to look into this.

Chase G

"Failure is just a process leading to success"

" Do you ever get the feeling the somones wacthing you,because if its bothering you i'll stop"

They're aren't any stupid questions,

Only stupid people.:D

Dear,karma 

i have a list of people you missed.

I don't need anyone to rectify my life. The greatest relationship is the one I have with myself

Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death.

Excercise is good for you. When my grandma was 60, she started walking 5 miles everyday. She's 90 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

If you smoke in our restaurant, we will assume that you are on fire and take the proper precautions.

What is it like having three kids under 5 years old? Well it is kind of like a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up.

A Proof that Girls are Evil

First we state that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is Money"

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = Square Root of Evil

Therefore:

Girls = √(Evil)²

Thus, we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

"Never go to bed angry,

Stay awake and plot revenge"

if you love it, just go for it