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relationships are like fat people they dont work out.:)

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.:lol:

i was born intellegent and education ruined:lol:

i'dont like morning people 

or mornings...

or people....

When you really want to slap somone just do it but say "misquito" when you do it.:D

its hard to get regontion when your team losing

" Do you ever get the feeling the somones wacthing you,because if its bothering you i'll stop"

Excercise is good for you. When my grandma was 60, she started walking 5 miles everyday. She's 90 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

If you smoke in our restaurant, we will assume that you are on fire and take the proper precautions.

What is it like having three kids under 5 years old? Well it is kind of like a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up.

"Never go to bed angry,

Stay awake and plot revenge"

if you love it, just go for it

A jealous women dose more resherch than the FBI.