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Hello people

as i have been seeing, parents have been letting you little ones play on your ipad. it has been a helper for you to keep you kids quiet. there is so many asseroires for it, like game cases and other things. by doing so you are putting you wallet in danger.

lets think, little kids like to break things..right?. so hmm i have an idea! lets let 4yr olds run america...... yah noooooo. now you are letting them play with a $500tablet of yours, gee how smart. now most people say"he/she is a baby, what can they possible do". lets list things shall we

What kids under 6 could do on you tablet

do "experments" to it

make it take a bath to get it clean

look ma a plate

look ma a boat

drop it

take off the case and drop it

buy that thing they wanted (thank you auto fill)

check you email

send email to boss

delete that docoument that you needed

smash it

LOOK MA IM SURFING

see if its a scale

trying to use a REAL pen as a styleous

take "those" videos

read the 50 shades of grey (win their are reading loose: they finished it before you did)

download that $5000 app

loose it

so as you can see i made a small list of hazzerds of giving your tablet to your kid. now lets work on senenaros

1. You get up late and need to go to a important metting and the file is on you tablet THENkids are throwing a fit THENyou give them your tablet THEN you are ready to leave THENthe kids play "that video" on full voloume THEN kids see u comming THEN they turn off the screen THENyou snach tablet from them THENyou run do your car go to work THEN when you get to work the metting starts in 1 min THEN you run to the metting room THEN you turn on the tablet screen THEN the important people see "that video" THEN you are ejected form the work place THEN you go home THEN kids ask for your tablet THEN you say NO THENthey cry THENyou beat them to death with the tablet THEN ALL DONE

now if u want to entertain you kids with your tablet please consider this

make you tablet a flak jacket

make it have bullett proof glass

say NO to auto fill

sign out of you email when they get on

hide "that video"

supervise them

check up on them

make shure you lock EVERYTHING

get them one of thoses cheap tablets

Chase