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A Proof that Girls are Evil

First we state that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is Money"

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = Square Root of Evil

Therefore:

Girls = √(Evil)²

Thus, we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil